BIG....Falcon
once nabbed one thiiiiiiiiiis big.
HAVING the biggest willy in
the world may be something to be proud off at a show-and-tell, but Jonah
Falcon's gigantic manhood landed him in a precarious situation this week when
he aroused airport security suspicion that he was concealing a weapon of mass
conception in his pants.
Agents from the
Transportation Security Administration at San Francisco International Airport
spotted Falcon's bulging package as he was checking in for his flight, and
singled out the 41-year-old New Yorker for an additional frisking. "I had
my 'stuff' strapped to the left," Falcon told The Huffington Post. "I
wasn't even erect at the time."
Falcon's penis measures 9.5
inches (around 24cm) and can grow up to 13.5 inches (around 34cm) when it's
hard. It's a record-breaking size, except that the Guinness Book Of World
Records doesn't have an entry for things like that.
Before the pat down,
security asked Falcon if he had emptied his pockets, to which he replied,
'Yes'. He said one guard seemed threatened by the "very noticeable" knob
in his trousers.
"I said, 'It's my
dick'," Falcon told Huffington. "He gave me a pat down but made sure
to go around (my dick) with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants,
probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."
REFUSE.....Falcon
has refused to do porn, preferring the casting couch of legit movies.
Still in disbelief—and
perhaps awe, with some jealousy—officers then led Falcon through a full-body
x-ray scan and a metal detector test. "Another guard stopped me and asked
if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.
"I'm just gonna wear
bike shorts from now on," Falcon added. "That way they'll know. You'd
think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before,
but I guess not."
The screener finally gave up
his extensive search without so much as a blush, a smile or an apology. As
Falcon made his way back to New York, he sent out several tweets:
"TSA didn't know what
to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through the body
scanner that shows you naked."
"I finally had to
verbally tell them it was not a cyst or growth. IT WAS MY DICK (face
palm)."
"Two hours delay. TSA
officers thought I was smuggling something in my pants. Fun trip home (sarcasm
mode)."
Falcon gained media
attention when he appeared in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men
Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their schlong. He also
gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in
2003. In 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called The World's
Biggest Penis.
He also appeared on The
Daily Show in 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with
his foreskin. In the Daily segment, Falcon said he refused to get into
pornography because it would "just be the easy way out—it's not going to
help my legit acting career."
On the TLC channel programme
{strange} SEX last year, Falcon said he knew he was 'special' when he turned
18.
"As I was a child
growing up, I'd never knew I was different even when I measured myself at eight
inches (about 20cm) at age 10. When I first saw other guys I thought they were
tiny, but then I realised they were the average and I was the one that was
different."
Falcon has been cast as a
featured extra on several TV shows including Melrose Place, Law & Order,
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, The Sopranos and Sex And The City. He
was also a background actor in the movies A Beautiful Mind, The Good Shepherd
and Death To Smoochy. (The Huffington Post)
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