YEE MOH CHAI, ADMIRAL OF LOOS?

Dear Editor,

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SABAH Minister of Resource Development and Information Technology, a doctor by profession, a lawyer by occupation, a politician by invitation, a British subject of Her Majesty’s Government.

Our Datuk Dr. Yee, known affectionately as Sotong (squid in English), has great foresight. He had many toilets in his electoral constituency named after him. Some are in schools, one is in a old folks home and another one in his home.

Dr. Yee is not being selfish but was being very charitable and has great foresight. Why? Read on.

The toilets are furnished with carpets and two mirrors facing each other (a man can see himself when seated doing a big job and when standing doing a small job, so smart ya our Sotong).

The carpets are so thick you definitely need a good vacuum cleaner. The visitors to these toilets have a choice of toilet papers green toilet paper, yellow toilet paper, even rainbow paper if you want too. So smart our Dr. Yee. He should have been made a “Tan Sri”. But not to worry, that will come soon.

When Sotong named the toilets after him, people were puzzled why anybody wanted to name toilets after himself. Ah, you people do not know that these toilets are worth a lot of money by 2020.

John Lennon’s toilet was sold for 48,000 ringgit in London this week. The Lennon toilet was white porcelain painted with blue flowers and blue border at the base. John, like Dr. Yee, had a good taste for colours in toilets.

You still don’t see the point? The toilets in the schools and old folks home will be worth a lot of money in the future. Those loos can be sold to raise funds for the schools and old folks home. Well, maybe not RM 48,000 per loo like John Lennon’s, but at least something.

This is the great foresight of our Dr. Yee Moh Chai. Ok, John Lennon renounced his knighthood, so what? Our Yang Berhormat Datuk Dr. Yee Moh Chai can rightfully and absolutely equate his Datukship with a knighthood. We are his supporters, alias Sotong Chai, we call him Sir!

Part III coming soon.

Regards,

SOTONG CHAI (Little squids)