Monday, 9 April 2012

JOKES : MARRIAGE VOWS?


TJOE and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too.

In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him; behind a cloud, screwing another woman!

"Joe! Darling!" she cried. "What are you doing?"

"Hang on, Myrtle," replied Joe. "Don't 'darling' me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!"

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